In honour of National Tell a Joke Day, we've pulled together some of our favourite cat jokes.
While our pet cats provide plenty of hilarity with their antics, they're also the subject of many a joke. In celebration of National Tell a Joke Day, Twitter users have been sharing their best witticisms and one-liners about our furry friends.
Here's a round-up of our favourites, along with a joke of our own.
My kitten was having trouble watching her DVD... turns out she just had the movie on paws.— Jali Ltd (@JaliDesign) August 16, 2017
Why did the cat cross the beach at Christmas? Because he wanted to get Sandy Claws! Badumdum. (Had to, sorry) #NationalTellAJokeDay— Kristi Nixon (@ChronicleKristi) August 17, 2016
Heres a funny #catjoke #flatearth #cats pic.twitter.com/qeBHOcD1Ht— JoeyTheCat (@ShowMeTheTuna) June 22, 2017
Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? Depends whether you're a man or a mouse! #NationalTellAJokeDay #blackcatappreciationday tomorrow— Jameson (@PawsomeJameson) August 16, 2017
What do you call a group of unorganised cats? ... A catastrophe! #NationalTellAJokeDay— Carswell Gould (@carswellgould) August 16, 2017
What is a cat's favourite car? A CAT-illac!— Cats Protection (@CatsProtection) August 16, 2017
For more cat jokes this #NationalTellAJokeDay, visit: https://t.co/JWm1vzhecj#tellajokeday pic.twitter.com/WMjxzVsCI3
I turned into a cat earlier.— Darren (@DarrenMDewar) August 16, 2017
Don't ask Meow. #NationalTellAJokeDay
Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?— NC State Vet Medicine (@NCStateVetMed) August 16, 2016
A: The sound of Mew-sic! #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/rSaL5fsAcY
What do cats like to read? Catalogues! Tweet us your best cat jokes! #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/IrmDrkeuLa— Meow Mix (@meowmix) August 16, 2015
Dogs can't do X-Rays...— London Ambulance Service (@Ldn_Ambulance) August 16, 2018
...But Cats can.
Have you got a cat joke you'd like to share? Tweet us @CatsProtection and see if you can make us laugh!
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